Definitions by cariboulou2013

full panda 

To be really fucking baked to the point where your eyes are squinted and your face is in a permanent smile. Other characteristics include constant laughing, extreme munchies, and an inability to move.

Did you see Jonathan after he hit the GB? He went straight into full panda, it was fucking hilarious!

full panda by cariboulou2013 December 8, 2009

full retard 

to get so drunk that you are no longer a fully functioning human being.

Dude Todd is so fucking drunk. He has gone full retard.

full retard by cariboulou2013 November 6, 2009

golden stage 

The period of perfect drunkenness. This is anywhere between total inebriation and the point of vomiting. If you go to sleep while in golden stage, you.will.have.a.hangover.

Dude that bitches golden stage is like one drink long. She was getting flirty then one cosmo later she was puking all over the dance floor.

golden stage by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009

bell curve 

The act of drinking to the point of throwing up. It's fun for awhile but it ends very badly.

Dude did you see that bitch last night? She fucking bell curved after that 6th whiskey pull, it was fucking gross, she puked everywhere.

bell curve by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009

plateau 

the act of drinking to the point of getting fucked up but not vomiting.

Last night I meant to plateau but I ended up bell curving that shit.

plateau by cariboulou2013 October 27, 2009