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Captain Jean Luc Picard addressing Commander William T. Riker.
You have the bridge Number one. I have to go take a number two.
by Nonchalant Ego March 25, 2010
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The Number 8

A sex position.

The man is sitting on a toilet in an entirely white room, taking a crap, as the girl is sitting on his lap fucking him. The girl is pregnant, and also has her period at the time as well. Both male and female are crying, and vomiting on each other. The male has a skunk duct taped to both arms, and is beating the girl senseless with the skunks bodies, producing a terrible stench on top of everything else. The girl must be in mid-labor and the male is fucking the baby back into the womb. Both members are sweating, and all bodily fluids are coming out at this time.

The only way The Number 8 is completed is if the man successfully ejaculates with all of the above occurring.
Frank: Wow John, you look awful...and you smell awful...and theres two dead skunks duct taped to your arms...what happened?

John: I just completed The Number 8...

Frank: Thats impressive.
by Alekz Rainoldz March 8, 2008
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THE THING THAT'S ON EVERY SINGLE FUCKING BOOK (except the BIBLE)
This thing is FUCKING EVERYWHERE NUMBER 1 NEW YORK TIMES BEST SELLER MY ASS
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Number 3

Number 3 means full sex with a woman. Ask and agree = three - rhyming slang.
Men often visit prostitutes for Number 3
by Stias September 5, 2005
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Number 11

A nasty yet entertaining trick played by men on women (or other men depending on how you are).
Committed in the closing moments of a blowjob, It is the act of grabbing the recievers head and jamming it down on your dick as you cum, thus making them choke/gag, re-routing your cum out through their nose running out of both nostrils. Number 11.
by Serial T July 16, 2005
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Number 3

The act of performing an abortion on a toilet, flushing down the fetus.
Sally was in the washroom for a long time because she went number 3.
by Gerry McGee April 8, 2008
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