Pussy Nostalgia

When you’re thirsty and you reminisce on pussy that you remember fondly but in actuality was trash.

Sometimes I have pussy nostalgia ... I should call her.

by xyvngcvntx November 19, 2020

fictional nostalgia

being nostalgic about something that never happened

i have fictional nostalgia for the war of dogs in the uk

by TalikTheVampire March 5, 2021

Destructive nostalgia

Excessive amount of nostalgia and grieving for the past to the point where present and the future becomes irrelevant for the person. This can be mostly caused by lack of happiness in the present and depression. The name destructive comes from the fact it causes destruction of the future due to being demotivated to do anything for it.

Patient: "The present and future has nothing for me, the brightness of my lost past is corroding my mind."
Therapist: "That sounds like destructive nostalgia."

by realsvr March 11, 2021

Moose nostril

Vagina

Did you get any moose nostril last night?

by Jim Dong September 18, 2021

psuedo-nostalgia

Nostalgia for a particular product, idea, or era, brought on by someone who did not live in time for that concepts inception.

Person 1: Man, I miss the 90's.

Person 2: Weren't you born in 2002?

Person 1: Yeah, what of it?

Person 2: Man, that psuedo-nostalgia has really got a hold on you.

by rollacethejazzmaster November 7, 2021

Cosma_nostalgia

A Tik Toker that uses South park as a personality trait, and thinks that Sharon Marsh is the only thing you need to be happy. She's a girl who listens to PreCure music atleast once a day every single day (and the playlist is 27+ hours long) doesn't take school seriously/hj and just draws all the time, she needs help.

Oh, cosma_nostalgia? Never met anyone as gay as them.

by Lunarbread96 May 16, 2022

Phantom Nostalgia

Feeling nostalgic for something you never experienced, watched or played.

"I miss the '80s"
"Bro, you were born in 1996"
"Phantom nostalgia, dude."

by MemberBerries1986 July 20, 2022