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Low-mount handshake

When you grab the hand of an unsuspecting individual and bring it near your genitals and act like you are humping the hell out of it.
Dude, I just gave that hot bitch over there a Low-mount handshake!
by Dump truck January 4, 2017
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Mount Poopaminjaro

When the pile of human waste in the blue porta-John begins to rise above the frozen plastic seat like Mount Everest peaking above the clouds.
Gavin pushed through the fear and despair as he hovered in the blue sweat shack, he had to hover, but he concurred Mount Poopaminjaro with one last push.
by Angry64flyer August 29, 2022
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Mount Laurel

A computer simulation of the ideal suburb. Some claim it is a real place, but do you ever remember anything happening there, in real life?
Tom grew up in Mount Laurel, went to good school, lived in a nice house and is absolutely unremarkable in any way.
by Trytobe rational March 17, 2022
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Mount Morris Highschool

Mount Morris High school ethier a Hick or a wanna be thug or dont know there gender everyone there has at least one trail pending or is on probation The Teachers are actually pretty good but there sports they got wrestling and volleyball they have a playoff football team but other then that they are not known everyone from mount morris ethier has a Kid or is a virgin wanna go to the bathroom whats that they have a Smoking zone thats its nothing else so unless you got a dispo or a dab pen dont go in there and dont goto in the locker rooms or you gonna see at least 1 person getting sum coochie for some reason theres always 1 gun threat there and dont goto the glass hallway or your gonna see the Emo kids making out damn near about to have sex so At mt morris high school your ethier a Hick or Wanna be thug no inbetween.
Yo Mount Morris highschool is like going to a off brand powers catholic
by SumHickFromMtMorris November 8, 2020
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any mount uh money

A way of saying "any amount of money" where you state each word in the phrase using just one syllable to express your thoughts quicker while trying to sound cool at the same time. Often used while offering some sort of challenge to friends or anyone nearby.
Loudest guy in the room: I bet any mount uh money none-uh-yall can beat me in (insert your favorite video game)!
by He-ro December 28, 2022
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Mount Gambier High School

a place where a dude ate a bees nest (see reviews for Mount Gambier High School for context)
Person 1: What high school do you go to?
Person 2: Mount Gambier High School
Person 1: L
by Donq H June 19, 2023
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Mount Olive

schools are shit the playgrounds always have gum and bird shit all over itThe old principal at mountain view was a pedo the shitty secretary is still there and isn't leaving sadly The teaching conditions are terrible Oh the lunch aids are communists & nazis. Lets move onto the middle school which is a top class torture asylum. The principals and secretary are shit the teaching is even more shitty. The popular kids all think theyre hot when in reality half their body weight is fucking makeup, & their friends all the other spoiled mfs. The popular kids are a bunch of racists the sixth graders spend way 2 much time fucking each other bc they haven't had health class & they dont know abt condoms bc they find pornhub at 9. They're starting sex-ed classes in 5th grade to lower the pregnancy rates in the middle school

theres cringy girls who film themselves twerking in the bathrooms in the sluttiest clothes the school lets them wear. the school has an undercover tiktok account to get the kids who film in the school They crack down way too hard on kids who use their phones in class & take them for fucking months. Meanwhile there's kids getting bullied by the popular kids & when they complain about it the school doesn't get off their lazy asses & do shit. Now lets move on to the highschool All of the white cheerleaders are so cringe they talk about bullshit that no one gives a fuck abt they yap like "have you heard about tylers dick its so huge i wanna suck him" Only in Mount Olive 💀
by putin is gay June 1, 2024
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