Messy Monday

A messy monday is the act of snorting a line of cocaine off of an african american man's penis.

It does not matter what day of the week it is, when you do a messy monday, its a messy monday.

todd: (while looking up at his black lover from his knees) "This is gona be one messy monday!"

darsharius: "Mmmmmhhmmm"

by twigtwigtwig July 28, 2009

mondi

- Evil Girl
- ICQ Spammer
- A creature which can send you 50 messages in 5 sec.

Mondi is weird
Mondi is here
Oh no is mondi!

by Anonymous June 1, 2003

moaned

when a man sits on your face bare-assed with his nutsack in your mouth and his asshole directly over the nose while farting. usually used as a prank; to be moaned.

"omg what smells? ahhh! im being moaned! get the fuck off my face you fat motherfucker!"

by erin brooke January 6, 2008

moded

Having high expectations and ending up with disappointingly low results. A dissatisfying outcome after some serious bragging.

You walk into your bosses office thinking you're about to be promoted for a job, and then find out you're actually being demoted, which leaves you walking away feeling oh so moded.

by Paulo Murillo July 30, 2008

mohed

Mohed is a person everyone needs. He'll be there for you. He's amazing at sports. Mohed is a natural leader. He's dedicated and really funny and charming, and deep down he's a real sweetheart. Mohed has a caring heart, and any girl would be extremely lucky to have Mohed. Mohed is handsome and his eyes are gorgeous. He is silly at times, but he knows how to make people smile. He really has a heart of gold. He's supportive, and he makes all the girls go crazy. He's probably the most likely to leave a string of broken hearts behind when he leaves. Mohed doesn't like to hurt your feelings, and he's a world class friend. Ladies love him, and he's the best guy I know.

That’s My Mohed !!!

by Abz_boi April 8, 2018

T-Monday

The day in spring when all of the girls shed their winter layers and let all of their assets show. Can be any day of the week, not necessarily Monday.

T-Monday is the day every guy looks forward to.

dude1: omg! look at the funbags on that one!
dude2: dude theyre the size of my head! T-Monday is offically here
dude1: SHIBBY!!

by PRICECHECK January 12, 2009

minge monday

a certain day of the week that you are allowed to chase rat and succeed.

@ ah man im gonna get so much pussy on minge monday'

by mikey'mingemonday' c February 1, 2009