The cement mixer

EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer

Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto

by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020

Catalina Wine Mixer

The act of mixing methamphetamine with a strong opiate (heroin or fentanyl) to use for intravenous injection

We had to call an ambulance after my buddy did a Catalina Wine Mixer

When Dave did his shot he yelled "Fuckin Catalina Wine Mixer!!), I knew we were all in for a long evening

by SimpleJack42 October 13, 2020

Boneless cake mixer

First you put cake ingredients into a girls vagina such as milk and eggs, then you grad a cake mixer mix all that shit in her vagina until no bubbles form. Then you lay plastic rap on her vagina and grab a hair dryer and bake the cake with it. Once the cake looks done on her vagina, take a large shit in her mouth and eat the cake with her pubic hair. Bone appetite

Dude I was so horny, I gave taquanisha the Boneless cake mixer

by YaBoiVaginaMu$tarD January 25, 2021

Sams concrete mixer

When a man pisses and cums in another’s ass, then proceeds to mix it together by helicoptering their penis inside of the asshole

“I heard Andrew really felt the wrath of Sams concrete mixer last night. He’s still shitting out piss and cum!”

by thommylikessam September 15, 2021

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 2, 2023

Wigan Pie Mixer

During the act of intercourse the male will insert the remnants of Galloways pies into the females anal cavity and use his erect member to mix it up inside of the woman while repeating the phrase “I’m hungry me” in a wigan accent

“Did ya hear abart Jen?”
“Nay, whats happened to ‘er?”

“‘Er fellas gone n’ done the Wigan Pie Mixer on ‘er.”
“Thats brutal tha’”

by stalecumeater October 17, 2025

Amish Dough Mixer

Anally insert three raw eggs with shells on, ten double-fistfuls of flower, and yeast from the infection of a black hooker, then double fist the person with the ingredients inside, making sure to alternate for 30 minutes.

The Amish Dough Mixer is the key to the delicious flavor of our baked bread.

by Amish Cooking Recipes October 19, 2025