When you pay what you believe to be a woman $100 dollars in quarters to shit on your chest, but later it’s revealed that it’s a 47 year old Filipino man.
by Poopyturdsmcgee April 26, 2023
Get the Michigan Magic Trick mug.1. Refers to sexual tourism; when an overweight man from a midwestern state (e.g. Michigan) pulls his belly flap over a foreign prostitute during receiving oral sex
2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
2. The trophy for a amateur golf outing (the Ballwacker open)
by miguelitode502 May 16, 2023
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A Michigan meat stick is a shit so big that it spans right from the beginning of your stomach, through all of your intestines and out the ass hole.
by UnkySnit10 July 2, 2023
Get the Michigan Meat Stick mug.A Michigan Mud Bath is when you pay a stripper named Bernice at the Henry the VIII strip club in Inkster, Michigan 3 Adderall, 2 Vicodin, and $17 in loose change to squat over your lap and shit on your dick 5 minutes into a lap dance.
by Tardotheassmonkey August 26, 2023
Get the Michigan mud bath mug.If someone has a Michigan Hat it means they have a bounty of a million dollars. This is because there is an “M” (million) on their head.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
It doesn’t have to be an exact million, but just a large sum of money to get them gone.
by Spoking July 14, 2024
Get the Michigan hat mug.The act of loading one's anus with various bodily fluids; cum, blood, sweat, vomit, feces, etc, and then mixing it together with another's dick.
by waterbottleenjoyer22 August 15, 2024
Get the Michigan Mixture mug.The act in which one hooks their dick to a jumper cable on a vehicle, then proceeds to threaten the driver with a firearm, which the driver proceeds to drive off stretching the dick to its unusual length
by Ashlovesmichiganstretchers September 26, 2023
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