Math homework 

Causes nothing but sadness and madness after school. Itt's hard and time consuming. Honestly, a complete waste of time.

Wow, MATH HOMEWORK today made me wanna rip my hair out.

Math homework by Mr.heyy October 17, 2019

Math and Meth 

One is a life ruiner and the other one is meth.

Math and Meth sound the same.

Math and Meth by WeirdKid_21 February 25, 2015

math ain't mathing

When something simply does not add up.

He doesn't pay his rent but he's Venmo requesting me for the round he bought last night... the math ain't mathing.

math ain't mathing by lovEdrUnkduCk12 January 14, 2022

math homework 

code for masturbating, often used in public places where discussing masturbation would usually be awkward

"wanna go out?".. busy with math homework
"you free today?"... nope, math homework

math homework by .Nishi September 24, 2011

Math Party 

A gathering of extremely intelligent individuals to develop new theorems. these parties have been influential throughout history and are said to have inspired Euler, Euclid, and many other famous mathematicians.

Evan: Did you ask Dr. J. for a new equation for our math party tonight?
Andy: yea man we're going to be working on this one all night
Evan: That Dr. J. sure is one crazy motherfucker
Andy: Fershizzle

Math Party by Conner Lounsbury March 16, 2009

Math Pimp

Someone who has mastered exponential growth and mathematical sweet talking.

Someone who only works on the problem: Integral of e to the x times y.

"He is such a Math Pimp. He told me he wished he were a derivative, that way he could lie tangent to my curves."

Girl A: How did studying go with that guy?

Girl B: Great! He is such a math pimp, he certainly showed me how to derive his exponential growth.

Math Pimp by Mathus March 28, 2009

Math Headache

The painful headache you get when you are working on math for too long. Usually occurs while cramming before a test, making up half a semester's worth the homework or can also occur while completing a BYU online math course.

I've been working on the BYU course now for three hours straight. What has algebra done for me besides give me a massive math headache?

Math Headache by Coffee92 April 25, 2010