Melfred

Very sexy, crazy and looks great without a shirt. Could kick anyones arse. Has often been compared to Bruce Lee. Best boyfriend in the world.

My boyfriend is so wonderful. He is such a Melfred.

by Mmmmmadz July 2, 2018

Milf of Legends

An official sex tournament that doesn’t care if your straight or not,and people are eating it up like fortnite rule34

Guy:hey dude,you want to play some COD? Other guy:NO DUDE IM LATE FOR THE ANNUAL MILF OF LEGENDS TOURNAMENT!

by Evilerskull September 16, 2018

Milf

Mom I’d like (to) fuck!

Alyssa is a Milf!

by SGT_WRX October 23, 2018

Milf

Acronym: Man I Live Fishing

Bill: Hey Bob. You ready to go fishing?
Bob: I sure am. MILF!
Bill: *visible confusion*

by Myrima December 28, 2018

milf

a hot ass mom

"Stacy is a milf because she rides chances big ass dick"

by ya_boy_skinny_penis May 9, 2019

Milf

“Man I love fishing”

A person that loves fishing more than anything and will put it before anyone.

Man Im such a milf

by The milf man April 21, 2019

MILF

Moms I’d Like To Fuck

Gianky’s mom is a Milf.

by The Straightest Man Alive August 22, 2019