by keepscrollingkeeplooking April 19, 2020
by Wilhelm April 10, 2020
#1:I am bordered, lets itch our eyes and describe what do we see after this weird eye masturbation
#2: heck yeaaa
#2: heck yeaaa
by I-like-furries February 08, 2022
An act which is the inverse of masturbation; namely, when a person has sex with everyone else in the world but themself.
Bystander: “What’s he doing in that bathroom?”
Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
Sexpert: “Could me more than masturbating…possibly reverse masturbation?”
Bystaner: “Noone is safe!”
Sexpert: “Reverse masturbation: it will be end of us all.”
by Triggered To Death June 22, 2020
noun
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object
the stimulation of the anus and/or rectum for the purpose of arousal by using one's hands or an object
by arypter December 09, 2019
An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
by YAWA September 11, 2022
When your mechanical pencil is out of led, so you repeatedly and forcefully push the eraser to make sure that you don't have any extra led in there. The sound it makes is like fapping. When led comes out, it is called pencil ejaculation.
by Liberty5000 February 20, 2019