laptizzle

slang for laptop..

yo check out my laptizzle its off the hook fo show

by john jerk me off fuck u too December 6, 2003

laptapone

1)a high-tech computer that has the power to project sonic waves that pick up brain waves and enable you to read a person's mind and predict their thoughts.
2) a nickname for a laptop

1)It is rumored that the FBI is currently using laptapones
2)/Who's my little laptapone? You are!!

by Lilac Bee June 1, 2010

Laptop Dump

A moment of enlightenment occurs in which a man knows he will need some form of entertainment such as a laptop for his rapidly approaching dump.

After Fred ate two Chipotle burritos, he took a Laptop Dump to keep himself entertained for the arduous task ahead.

by Chief_Lifeguard123 July 13, 2010

laptoping

The action of using a laptop.
This word was invented by some bored individual.

person 1:What are you up to?
person 2:I'm just laptoping

by Achmed Brahemavich October 27, 2010

laplet

It is a laptop-tablet hybrid that runs on full version of Windows and it can run not just the tablet app (mostly from Windows Store) but also the full desktop apps like Photoshop, etc.

I bought a new laplet, it's a brand spanking new Microsoft Surface Pro 3.

by hybridtheory97 December 13, 2014

Lapashanye

The rudest female in the world, But the best hype man. She's likely to get raped, Actually she's likely to rape someone. She makes skinny glasses work somehow, And is a rude bitch but is still loved for her humor and weirdness

Woah, My best friend is a Lapashanye.

by Nazara <3 December 24, 2018

lapamble

One ugly, dumb person created by two like-wise people, generally from Kentucky

Look at all those Lapambles over there going into Pee-Wee's camper.

by Miss Understood81 December 3, 2020