Dr. Jonas Salk 

The motherfucking badass who created the first polio vaccine. Guy was a god damn G.

Steve: Who discovered the polio vaccine?
George: Dr. Jonas "Motherfuckin" Salk that's who.
Steve: Dr. Jonas Salk? Was he a badass?
George: Fuck yes he was.

Dr. Jonas Salk by Voltaire302 June 8, 2010

nick jonas 

youngest of three members of the jonas brothers. obsession of many preteen girls who think of him as hot or cute. his fans say that he has a great voice, but haters can point out that it sounds whiny and annoying. once dated miley cyrus, who can't really sing either. the jonas brothers have some good songs but are seriously overrated.

girl obsessed with nick: OMG! I WANT TO MARRY NICK JONAS BECAUSE HE'S HOT AND HAS A GREAT VOICE!
nick hater: GET A LIFE AND MOVE ON WHILE YOU STILL HAVE THE CHANCE!

nick jonas by whateverhappenedtomankind October 18, 2008

kevin jonas 

Not the ugliest member of the jonas brothers. can sing. and still makes your heart melt. he's lead guitar, and plays that mother like it's his job...which it is.

I saw Kevin Jonas rockin out on his guitar, and it was pretty much orgasmic.

kevin jonas by BonusJonas January 12, 2008

The Jonas Brothers 

The Jonas Brothers worst boy band ever to walk this planet. consists of Joe Jonas, Nick Jonas, and Kevin Jonas. have the worst songs ever. are ugly, gay, and have three way oragys.retarts.

also related to Frankie Jonas

"Don't you just hate the Jonas Brothers??"
"The Jonas Brothers suck cock!"
"Who else but the retarted Brothers??"

The Jonas Brothers by dark princess January 14, 2008

kevin jonas 

Mr. Sexy.

The greatest guitar player. EVER.

Makes all the girls hearts melt. <3

Kevin Jonas, the cute romantic one.

kevin jonas by Courtneyyy January 14, 2008

Jerking-the-Jonas 

From the Greek word "Teh Jonahs Brotherz" meaning faggot, is the act of jerking off a male penis until ejaculation occurs.

Guy 1: i hear nick from the jonas brothers is gay.
Guy 2: I bet he is, he probably is Jerking-the-Jonas everyday with his faggot-ass brother Joe-testicles.

Jerking-the-Jonas by Pspman July 15, 2009

Kevin Jonas 

Kevin Jonas is the lead guitarist of the most wonderful band ever the Jonas Brothers! He is incredibly gogeous with both straight and curly hair. He is an amazing singer, though he only chooses to do back ups.

Girl; I love Kevin Jonas.
Other Girl: Same
Girl: I like him with straight hair
Other Girl I like him with both
Both: Hes Hot!

Kevin Jonas Rocks. He is like amazing!

Kevin Jonas by Crazykindofcrushonjonas February 25, 2008