Jared

19 and illiterate

“Jared, can you read this for the class?”
“No I cannot.”

by Step-daddy October 18, 2021

Jared

A gamer boy who is into older women, loves to watch anime, and has a big dick. He thinks he is funny, but is only funny because he laughs at himself. Has big muscles and is very strong basically a hot stud.

Jared has a massive dick.

by usswidowmaker5 January 25, 2022

Jared

A dead beat who cheats on every girl he gets he just wants nudes and to fuck

Girl: (says hey to Jared)
Jared: send nudes “I love you”

by Kissmewithyoureyesclosed October 17, 2019

Jared

The illest nigga God created.. has more smarticles than every contestant on High Q combined.. Lover to Pickles the prettiest princess of all the land.

Yeah he's cool but he's no Jared. You can't figure it out? Call Jared he already knows the answer..

by TURBOLINSKII February 27, 2021

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis

A prison romance movie

Jared Fogle sucks Big Bubba's penis the highest rated prison Romance video at the Gays' Oscars. The faggots couldn't resisted the happy ending.

by queensburykid March 30, 2024

jared

jared is the type of person to be toxic. He has a big dick but don’t know how to deal with it and use it. and he’s 17 and can’t read he has a 2nd grade reading level

Jared breaks up with you for no reason i hope he gets a disease

by Pitolover666 May 4, 2023

jared

jared is typically a very popular person and he loves people that same way he loves himself and there is no one quiet like jared. they can be funny and love to take a joke, however sometimes these ‘jokes’ may go too far and jared doesn’t always know when he has gone too far

jared is the class clown but a popular one

by tate and violet stan January 4, 2023