hat of lesbos

Also known as the hat of lesboso, it is the head adornment worn by a jizzard on the rare occasion that they do work.

Jizzard: My hat of lesbos has the most kawaii birdo desu

by Sand Acres March 21, 2016

pidgeon hat

An item, typically an article of clothing, that a person wears for the sole purpose of drawing attention to themselves.

The three watches that John wears was cool for the first couple of days, but now it's become a total pidgeon hat.

by Max January 08, 2004

cat in the hat

well it's just a cat in a hat nothing else I mean what did you expect

come on its just a cat in the hat

by not dr.seuss April 20, 2022

Sticky hat

When you come in someone's hair and put a hat over it

Oh yeah bro I sticky hatted my girl last night

by Mckaysmitochondria May 11, 2018

flesh hat

When one eat's out a really fat girl and must rest her large stomach on his/her head.

Stacy gave Mike a stylish flesh hat as he plunged his head into her oversized labia.

by Nu_AGe July 26, 2006

hat trick

Having sex three times in one day with three different partners

I scored a hat trick...I fucked Eliza Brittney, and Suzi

by Joe Mama December 19, 2002

napolean's hat

when a man is lying down on his back, engaging in oral sex with one woman and vaginal sex with another whilst they fondle each other's breasts above him, creating a tri-cornered hat effect

Dom: OMG BJ, last night Marie, Frances, and I had the hottest napolean's hat ever.
BJ: Awesome

by BJ and Frances May 15, 2006