Brain Sex

Deep intellectual intercourse between people.

We talked about Tolstoy for hours last night. It was total brain sex!

by The Manwhore May 18, 2011

Schiff for brains

When someone lost access to their bitcoin due to technical illiteracy.

Peter never learned how to backup his bitcoin seed phrase and lost his private key. What a Schiff for brains!

by Rabbinstein January 27, 2021

Laser Brain

Someone who has highly unusual and speedy intellectual capabilities. This individual typically has mastered UCC Damages and Battle of the Forms during the summer preceding law school.

Could use a laser brain to cut through this warehouse of discovery documents, otherwise I'd have to hire ten new associates from Regents law.

by lazerbrain October 31, 2011

brain-lag

The sleep-deprived, often disorienting way a person feels after working on so many impending deadlines their life has become a blur, usually made possible by the regular consumption of several litres of caffeinated beverage in short amounts of time.

Huh? Oh, I get it now. Sorry: brain-lag!

Employer: "Have you been here all night? You look like shit!"
Employee: "Yeah, a bad case of brain-lag..."
{employer leaves cubicle}
Employee: "...bastard."

by Adam Schilling July 16, 2008

duh-brain

some one stupid, when they dont know somthing obvious.

*says somthing wrong*
"your wrong, Duh-brain!"

by Joe December 16, 2004

brain freeze

short term but very painful headache caused by consuming frozen novelties too quickly

Ah, I got a brain freeze drinking down too much slushy way too fast!

by Pere 1972 April 26, 2008

brain stew

an awesome green day song with very hard, but totally cool, guitar piece; the song is about being so stressed out that it feels like your going to have a nervous breakdown

My eyes feel like their gonna bleed,
Dried up and bulging out my skull,
My mouth is dry,
My face is numb,
Fucked up and spun out in my room,
On my own,
Here we go

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004