Burmese Handshake

The act of shitting in ones palm, and then aggressively forcing a pussy to cum until the squirting urine combines with the shit thus completing the Burmese Handshake.
I got the aroma of shit, urine and cum out of her using the burmese handshake, dude.
by vanessaloveshotchicks August 16, 2019
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Hollywood Handshake

The act of taking part in an upmarket game of Soggy Biscuit within a large tent in the grounds of a country House. Where instead of a Digestive or Rich Tea the target is 8 perfectly cut handcrafted Lemon Biscotti interspersed with almonds and drizzled in Madagascan honey.
Pru hurriedly exited the tent as Noel and Matt excitedly ended the day with a Hollywood Handshake.
by PeterW2410 November 23, 2021
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panama handshake

When a woman greets a man by reaching down with her hand and gently cupping his balls, usually with a little shake or a soft squeeze. This greeting is common in bars in Panama where working girls can be found.
While having a drink at the bar a working girl came up introduced herself, smiled and then gave me a Panama handshake.
by Bunny Love September 11, 2014
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the homie handshake

both you and your homie will nut in each others hands and dab each other up
bro, me and Chad did the homie handshake last night
by Trevor s. January 21, 2020
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chinese handshake

This is a scatological maneuver between two homosexual men. One man sits down on the toilet to take a crap. The other man sits on his lap facing each other, nipple to nipple. They both agree to take a crap at the same time.
Hey Flloyd, there is only one toilet in here and we both really need to poop. That's ok Melvin, we can just do a Chinese handshake.
by fdafadfdfass April 03, 2017
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Dutch handshake

When somebody grabs your crotch.
"Was it hard to get into that private club last night downtown?" "No, they gave me a Dutch Handshake at the door, though, I guess they thought I was packin' heat."
by Merry Present February 06, 2020
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hoboken handshake

When you're just driving along and a door falls off your car for no reason
Sorry I was late - as I pulled off the freeway my goddamn car gave me a Hoboken Handshake.
by eBayLover69 September 14, 2019
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