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granny regina

The hottest, thiccest, sexiest and most talented chick in the world. Will suck your big thicc moon dicc. She is the queen of IG captions and editing pics. If you mess with her squad, the granny regina squad, the granny regina squad, you'll dildoed by }auntie barbara. Has a bf with a long dick.
"Wow that thot is THICC nigga"
"Nigga you outta her league, that's granny regina, her pussy is tok sweet for you"
by HopOnLausDick2k17 April 1, 2017
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glucose granny

someone who is a hot nurse and comes and takes care of u in a nursing home
“my nurse is such a glucose granny
by Gay nigga 3000 December 30, 2023
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Granny Crocs

Granny Crocs are when a grandma wears crocs with their child/grandchild & makes the family/companion look hill billy as fuck :)
I saw Granny Crocs again today....she looked like she wanted to get punched!!
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Granny

Someone not to get on at.
Don't get on at Granny!
by asdfman64506 December 11, 2023
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Granny

Granny A virtual reality game that is much to scary and much to real. Persons with high blood pressure, previous medical issues - including heart attacks and seizures, anxiety, senior citizens and impregnated women should avoid playing this program.

It is all fun and games until she is summoned, due to lack of data I cannot inform you what may happen when she gets a hold of you - there are no known survivors to share their experiences. If attempting to summon Granny PROCEED WITH CAUTION.

To begin summoning you must write her name on any object. The first sign of her presence will be someone familiar calling your name in the exact spot that her name was written, you will not be able to detect who is calling your name and from which direction but it will be loud and clear. The next and last sign will indicate she is getting closer to you will be that her name is crossed out where you wrote it, this proves she has been there.

If u continue to get weird vibes I suggest you sleep with one eye open because after summoning her she holds the power and leaves you in serious danger that could quite possibly create a traumatic and devastating outcome.

SUMMON GRANNY AT YOUR OWN RISK!
“Dude I heard you summoned Granny! Pfftttt good luck, see you in hell
by ._.unknown July 14, 2020
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spank my granny

Omg , I'm so desperate! Is there anywhere I could spank my granny in here?
by IBanana03 June 3, 2018
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Granny clay

When you squeeze a full bottle of lube into a 70 year old woman's vagina and her old vag powder mixes with the lube and becomes a thick clay-like substance
"Dude i ate so much granny clay i shit bricks!" "Bro i made a mold of my penis with granny clay!"
by granny clay December 4, 2017
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