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Goober-Weasel

1. One who acts like Eric Davidson

2. A person who is obsessed with goobers (wieners). They weasel their way into goobers
Dude you are soooo gay... what a goober-weasel
by bROCK13 February 6, 2010
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Goob

Someone who thinks they're funny and cool and cute but in reality they're just cute
Brandy is such a goob...but at least that tall and cuteish kid likes her
by Flynnrider June 18, 2014
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Über Goober

Similar to Alpha Geek and uber geek, but specifically referring to someone who games excessively, or is focused on gaming, moreso even than other gamers around them. The person in a gaming circle who puts the most time and effort into the game or preparing for the game, regardless of whether or not they have a life outside it, although, that is usually true to carry the title as a compliment and not something more derogatory. Generally this refers more to people who play pen and paper RPGs or LARPs or miniatures rather than computer gamers.
You painted 257 miniatures in one night? Truly you are the Über Goober.
by I'm A Unicorn September 8, 2005
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Goober

verb. An alternate take on the word goober; to goober- to actually laugh out loud while having a conversation with someone while conversing through texts or instant messages, where the other person's voice is not heard.
When you sent me that text in Biochem I goobered really badly. Everyone looked at me like I was a wierdo.
by Jojo Bobinson March 31, 2010
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goober smoocher

some one who french kisses buttholes
that mike skaggs gets freaky i heard he once goober smooched some guy, wow what a goober smoocher.
by uberdonuts February 19, 2011
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goomba

goombas are clusters of kids that don't fit into any clan or click in school and they cluster togather because there odd and weird
watch out for the goombas they might eat your brain
by adam chenail September 5, 2009
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Goober

1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
Stop being such a Goober!!!
by Jiffy Comcast May 17, 2006
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