beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.

dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.

by PK811 August 6, 2006

Gogle

You fool, You dumb, you absolute utter clampongus. You misspelled google.

Dude #1: The gogle stock is really falling
Dude #2: You fucking idiot you misspelled google

by Big Dumb Stupid Head bum April 22, 2020

Wash U Goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to Washington University in St. Louis. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale. So the ugly girls suddenly look attractive.

When Michael arrived at Wash U he couldn't function without his Wash U Goggles.

by Sir BB June 5, 2011

gogurt

- fuck a bitch wearing a condom
-ejaculate into said condom
-maintaining the integrity of the load, remove condom
-feed partner contents of condom by squeezing from one end of the condom (like a gogurt) to the next into her mouth
-for creativity, use flavored condoms or lubricants
-contents may be saved for the next partner

gogurt, its the natural yogurt "to go"

by Chazzy Bear December 14, 2008

Gogy

another word for popular streamer "GeorgeNotFound"

Tommyinnit: want some salad gogy?
Georgenotfound: *blurgh*

by PxrkBoy October 2, 2021

persian goggles

a dude puts his balls over a girls eyes, while she gives him a rim job

i gave a persian goggles last night

by carolinesucksdick October 15, 2010

babboon goggles

A male lays a female down on her back with her head laying over the edge of the bed. She takes his penis into her mouth. When his scrotum sac covers her eyes, she has: baboon goggles.

"I was over at Tommy's house lats night, and he totally gave me babboon goggles."

by Mr.TheReal September 9, 2006