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grind my gears

“santi you should grind my gears”
“okay sabrina maybe i will😏”
by saltysanty October 12, 2020
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Grind My Gears

to make a person SO ANGRY that their Gears are effectively Ground.
don’t Grind My Gearsyou’re skating on thin ice
by P-Grizzy-Expert March 10, 2022
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Your Smoke Is Gears

A chaotic way to call someone out when they’re spewing words, lying, over-flexing, or just straight-up glitching.
Their “smoke” (vibe, story, attitude, etc.) is actually grinding metal — fake, clunky, and broken.
It can also be used as:
"Your words are making my brain feel like it’s being shredded by rusty gears.”
Used when someone’s talking nonsense, over-explaining, or saying something so stupid your neurons physically rebel.
“He said he coded the whole game himself? Bro… your smoke is gears.”

“She called her situationshipmutual ghosting therapy.’ Nah. Gears.”

“You just said ‘my trauma’s gluten-free’ unironically. Your smoke is gears and my skull hates you.”
by Gearsmoke November 13, 2025
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