Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

Silver Floss

The strands of cum or precum that hang beneath a girl's legs during or after sex.

"I went down on my girlfriend last night, and after she came, she had silver floss hanging from her pussy"

by Phoequinox April 27, 2014

flap flossing

Flap flossing occurs when a girls bathing suit is too small, or her vagina is too big for the garment, resulting in a noticeable flap flossing

Kristin-"Should I wear my one piece thong lifeguard bathing suit to the lake today?"
Katie-"Why the hell wouldn't you?"
Kristin-"Either my vagina got bigger or I shrunk my suit because I am flap flossing hard right now"

by Ebesneezer bahonkers October 2, 2015

portuguese floss

When your pubes are so long his teeth are clean after sucking you off.

My teeth are so clean. I sucked off Johnny and his Portuguese floss did wonders

by Tytybubu November 22, 2015

veggie floss

When you wear your thong backward

"I put my thong on backwards, so my boyfriend could see my veggie floss"

by vaginaleater November 25, 2015

Bahama floss

When a girls bikini bottom is riding up her rear (similar to a wedgie).

Hey man, we're having a pool party tomorrow. We expect to see a lot Bahama Floss if you know what I mean ;)

by The Comfort Eagle July 28, 2016

Bahama floss

When a girls bikini bottom is riding up her rear (similar to a wedgie).

Hey man, we're having a pool party tomorrow. We expect to see a lot Bahama Floss if you know what I mean ;)

by The Comfort Eagle July 28, 2016