FAIL FUK

When you fail so hard you should really go screw yourself and leave everyone alone.

So this dude asked me for $50 so I told him to go FAIL FUK himself.

by KlumzyyKiddy August 25, 2009

failbag

Someone containing a large amount of fail.

Carile is such a failbag, she's only sixteen and already has three kids.

by Kitsuneboom September 9, 2009

FailCow

An error screen featuring a sad cartoon cow in Zynga's FarmVille on Facebook, informing you that FarmVille is down yet again.

Prima: Hey, can you harvest my blackberries for me? I'm gonna be late.

Secunda: Sorry, it's been FailCow all night.

Prima: for FUCK'S sake.

by Einstein9073 November 18, 2009

Fail-graphic Memory

Someone who is able to read a paragraph of a book/text and recite it at any time using Fail-graphic Memory, thus whilst it is awesome, they are incapable utilizing the information in real life situations. Making them utterly useless.

Similar to: Photographic Memory

Michael: Hey man remember that long 'arse' paragraph on physics that allowed us to change the molecular format of gravity?
John: Sure! *recites said paragraph*.
Michael: Ah, fuck i dont understand that, since your remmeber it, use it.
John: I don't know how, due to my lack of ability to employ the said information to real life problems. I suffer from Fail-graphic Memory.

by TotallyHAM October 17, 2009

Fail Week

When a person has at least 3 bad days in a 5-day work week or 4 bad days within a 7-day period.

"I need a drink; this has been a huge fail week for me." or "It's only Tuesday, but I want call Fail Week on this one already."

by J Ali March 7, 2010

failcut

Failcut, noun.

When you try to break up with your significant other (or actually do) but continue to sleep with them afterwards; normally for lack of a new sexual partner.

Is that Ashley in your bed mate? Well that was a total failcut.

by H-doggy dog March 22, 2010

Fail and blabber check

**Those with dyslexia are excused from this**
Noun: 1. When something is written and has extremely obvious spelling and grammar errors.

2. When spell and grammar check fails to get your point across in the intended manner.

3. When grammar/spelling rules that have been imprinted into your mind throughout school fail to get through.

Definition #1: "Ehloo!, ai lighkke tu sepll rong.!"

Def. #2: "I rapped my arms around her waste and tooled her I loved here."

Def. #3: "They're is two much salt." OR "I hate to loose my peice of pie."

Reader: Wow, those are giant fail and blabber checks.

by iLoveNature June 1, 2010