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leap of faith

When 2 people probably 2 guys get naked one pops a pill to get a major boner and lays on the ground preferably a paved driveway the other guy must then climb on the roof still naked and jump if he jumps perfectly it's said that he'll land right on the dick and it will shoot in to his asshole and it will feel so good they both blow there loads at the same time. But if he jumps wrong all his weight will come crashing down and break the guy on the grounds dick off that is the leap of faith
Jimmy and Timmy wanted to bring there love to the next level and take a leap of faith Timmy jumped wrong now Jimmy has a vagina.
by blumpkin25 February 8, 2015
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Grasp Of Faith

Going for the vaguely located absorbent paper when having an orgasm in the dark.
Yesterday I woke up just when I was about to wet dream, then I performed grasp of faith and ended up wasting a dirty pair of socks.

Its one thing turning the lights off for caution of the neighbors, and another going for grasp of faith every time.
by Kezzapgurbuz September 17, 2012
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Melody Faith

Melody Faith - Just saying her name makes each and everyone of your taste buds have an orgasm and the tingle of her name passing through.

She is the funniest person and will always keep you on your toes with what mischief she will get up to and what trouble she will magically convince you of doing. There is never a dull moment with a Melody Faith around!

The best memories that could ever be made have all been with a Melody Faith and the best stories have been with a Melody Faith.

She knows how to move her body and get everyone turning heads saying "wow who is that girl"..OBVIOUSLY a Melody Faith!

She Has an addictive personality and you can never have enough time spent with her..you want more and more and more!!!

Melody Faith is and will always be the bestest friend you will ever get!! keep her in your life if you know whats good for you! Life will always be filled with that gorgeous smile!

Love her forever and the repayments will definatly be worth while!
BOOM!..oh man the dance floor is going off what happened? it was Melody Faith.

"i want to dance like THAT!" pointing at a Melody Faith

When Life is really unfair and all you want to do is morph into a Melody Faith

I could Really go for a good time..better go get yo-self a Melody Faith
by Melody's Number 1 fan! September 22, 2011
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leak of faith

when a guy runs into a bathroom about to piss himself, but its pitch black inside so he pulls it out and takes a piss hoping that he is landing in the urinal and/or toilet minimally the sink over the floor.

special note: every time a blind man takes a pee he is taking a leak of faith
Chris ran into the bathroom and shut the door, reached for the light switch but it was out after feeling his way around the room he assumed he was standing in front of the toilet, and pissed only to find that he was pissing in some other guys lap, he took a leak of faith and fate was not kind to either gentlemen!
by justanotherbluepill December 3, 2010
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koolaid faith

To have cult-like blind faith in something.
The people who work there have koolaid faith that the executives can successfully take over the world. Even if the rest of the world hates the company.
by talkingcrow October 14, 2005
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Super Faith

Someone who is overly zealous in their religious persuits. Or someone how haistily becomes overly religious for the purpose of 'fitting in' or perhaps snagging a crush.
John was an athiest until he met Sally and fell madly in love with her. Her father was a leader in the church so John decided to read the bible, go to church, recieve communion and become confirmed.

'John went all Super Faith!'
by Got Tea? August 8, 2009
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my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day

I don’t even know how things could even get this bad. I’m a Cajun from Louisiana state and I got it. How come you guys can’t?
my faith in the human race is truly dwindling day by day
by Death Menace April 21, 2022
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