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fucking the landscape 

Zooming in and out while filming or taking a picture, in order to focus attention on a certain point. Named so because zooming in and out resembles the in-and-out movement of sex.
John, the impromptu photographer, is filming at his cousin's wedding. He's zooming in and out, focusing on lights and the bride's boobs.
- Dude, stop fucking the landscape and take a shot of the cake!

fucking karaoke 

Strategically placing the word "fuck" into karoake songs
Jeff singing-"I fucking need you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever."

Joel-When you sang "I need you tonight", that wasn't good karaoke, that was good fucking karaoke.
fucking karaoke by badkider June 14, 2010

Fucking Starburst

When you take the halves of two different starburst flavors and thrust them together. Then force them into your mouth and have an orgy of flavor.
"Mmmmm lemon you so tangy"
"Mmmmm strawberry you so sweet"
Fucking ensues :

HOLY SHIT TANGY/ SWEET FUCKING STARBURST

Fucking Frustrating

"Fucking Frustrating" applies to a wide range of situations, topics, and things in general not because it's a general term, but because most things in the world are, from one angle or another, extremely fucking frustrating. Typically, things that are "fucking frustrating" initially elicit a calm reaction, which quickly escalates info acute frustration through jaw clenching, then fist bawling, then screaming of the word "fuck." This gradual transition into the terminal stage is a result of the human mind's inbuilt hyperbole aversion mechanisms being slowly overcome by reality.
"Spinning rainbow ball? Fuck. That shit is fucking frustrating."

fucking fuck dick

An exclamation, used often to combat lag, or death in darksouls
-lags out- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

-dies before boss- FUCKING FUCK DICK!

fucking gutted 

Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.
Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.