Fucking gutted: A time when you realise that your waistline has waived a little white flag and you've become a fat bastard.
Flaccid? I haven't seen mine without the aid of a stick and a mirror for decades...

It must be because I'm fucking gutted.
by Flaccidflower April 13, 2016
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When a chick has extra fat in her lower abdomen that stands out against the rest of her body. She looks like she might be pregnant, but she isn't. Speculation occurs that she fucks a lot, hence the gut. Not to be confused with pb or FUPA.
"OMG look at that hot chick with the fuck gut! Sexy. She'll love my monster dick."
by Geno Led July 13, 2009
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When a man or woman let's someone ferociously fornicate with their colonoscopy bag hole. In turn, literally fucking their guts out.
-"Hey Greg how much for a gut fuck?"

"Oh fuck, uhm..... $300?"

-"Alright sounds good to me"

"Try to stay away from my liver"

-"I can't control it once it's in, it does what it wants...."
by FomeDe January 10, 2012
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Normally shortened to GF'ed

the feeling you have when you have eaten too much... way past bloated

The feeling you have when you feel like a Beached Whale and then had just a bit more to eat.

Very common phrase after Christmas Lunch or after too much Thanksgiving turkey
Dude, I can't eat anything else I'm Gut Fucked

or when your parents/kids are around

I can't eat anything else I'm GF'ed
by The original orgs September 19, 2010
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to fuck a female so hard and long that in essences you are fuckin thir guts but can only be dun with a above average dick!
jack fuck jill so hard he gut fucked her in to orgasmic tremors of pain as his dick gut fucks her!
by wickedjuggalonate April 28, 2009
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To shoot or stab in the guts especially in a way that is messy or resembles sexual intercourse.
1. Dude! I just slipped my knife into this dudes' guts then slid it in and out slowly until he was totally gut fucked.

2. The farmer gut fucked his prize cow, with a shotgun, at point blank range.
by Anonymous Vomitus November 24, 2009
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When a chick has a big potbelly and you cannot get to her tits for a titty fuck, you stick your dick between her gut and her tits for a fuck
Lauren's belly is so fat that her husband must give her a tit gut fuck instead of a tit fuck!
by MOCO & P-Phat May 28, 2008
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