A family in which almost every member is guilty of one crime or another, and most or all were caught. A family of incompetent criminals, sad to the point of funniness.
My girlfriend is part of an unorganized crime family. Her dad's had a half dozen DUI's, her uncle is in jail for robbery, her aunt got caught with drugs, her sister got caught shoplifting, her cousin tried to steal a car, and her other cousin tries to write bad checks.
by gingitsune23 January 14, 2011
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These people barely know one another, they are an entirely fake first family, all practically bribed to come aboard.
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n. An expertly and delicately crafted sandwich consisting of ham, cheese, spicy brown mustard, and potato chips. Originated in Portsmouth, NH, it's a local hero.
n. An expertly and delicately crafted sandwich consisting of ham, cheese, spicy brown mustard, and potato chips. Originated in Portsmouth, NH, it's a local hero.
by stew dogg April 1, 2010
Get the famouser mug.Someone who likes to have relationships with multiple people of the same family. They will have sexual relations with one member and move on to the next within the same month. They will also do anything to try to stay within the family, even if they are not wanted.
by xxSafiexx November 1, 2011
Get the Family Whore mug.A joke TV show that appeared on Episode 45 of YGOTAS. It consists of Melvin repeating the phrase Kill your Family over and over again. Best show ever.
Marik: Oh look a shiny box! I must worship it!
Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!
Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?
Melvin: Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family! Kill your Family!
Merchant: What's the matter? You never seen the Kill your Family show?
by king of koopas December 17, 2009
Get the Kill your Family Show mug.The stupid round cartoon that makes me want to take the newspaper and tear it up and light it on fire and feed the ashes to my dog. Preaches good "Christian" values such as mispronouncing words, leaving dotted lines behind when you walk, and having creepy dead grandpa ghosts. The characters consist of about 18 moronic kids that are pretty much clones of each other. The writer's like three centuries old and he needs to die.
Claire: What do you have against the Family Circus?
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
Todd: Okay, you sit down to read your paper, and you're enjoying your entire two-page comic spread, right? And then there's the Family fucking Circus, bottom right hand corner, just waiting to suck. And it's the last thing you read, so it spoils everything you read before it.
Claire: You could just not read it.
Todd: I hate it, yet I'm uncontrollably drawn to it.
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