Someone who used to enjoy humor and used to be a cool person but now they've joined the woke mob and you can't even be around them anymore because he/she is so fucking insufferable.
Me and Jon used to be friends, we would watch Family Guy and Idiocracy together and laugh and hang out at Hooters and it was so much fun being around him. Now he's just an Ex Cool-Wokie who tells me how homophobic, racist, and sexist i am whenever i see him. He's such a bummer to be around now.
by EggFuYungAtHeart May 26, 2022
Get the Ex Cool-Wokiemug. An unrecognised mental health disorder that occurs when you have been exposed to a narcissistic gaslighter who has a tendency to ghost you as a hobby.
It's ok they pin pointed the cause of my problem! I'm ex-induced schizophrenic. I finally get to hang my certificate on the wall.
Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia
Ex-induced schizophrenic a person who has been diagnosed Ex-induced schizophrenia
by Missleashy September 6, 2019
Get the Ex-induced schizophrenicmug. Somebody who deep down you will always care about. You may not be close anymore, but you will always check up on them. You want deeply to talk, but you know that won't work. This is the person you used to tell everything, and now you never talk. You miss being close, and it hurts everytime you see them. You want the best for them. You used to be besties and now you're nothing except acquaintances. You will always love them, no matter what.
Chloe- "I miss being best friends with Sophie"
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."
Lucy- " what are you guys now?"
Chloe- "I guess we're ex-best friends."
by westonkouryismydad March 16, 2019
Get the Ex-best Friendmug. K-Fed-Ex has hooked up with Christina Aguilera to help lick his wounds after his divorce from Britney
by merriamweb May 25, 2006
Get the K-Fed-Exmug. A boy or man who can not move on with his life without checking with you a million times to see if you are interested. Also includes internet stalking, stalking, keeping tabs on you, hang up calls, text, IM's, and more. He may try to convince you his suicide attempt was your fault. This may end up in various attempts to split up current relationships and lots of drama.
After 13 years an obsessed ex-boyfriend tells you that you were always his.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
Gets jealous of any relationship you have.
Repetitive attempts for a booty call.
Calls your other ex's or current other by bad nicknames that he determines at any time.
Calls friends for info on how you are.
by Cinci girl March 7, 2009
Get the obsessed ex-boyfriend mug. The guy who enters the room while you're watching a movie and then ruins the ending.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Based off of the Greek dues ex machina meaning the "God of the machine" that would enter the play near the end and solve all of the problems the characters would have.
Guy 1: Hey you watching a movie?
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
Guy 2: Yeah, it's The Sixth sense.
Guy 1: Oh, I love how Bruce Willis is dead at the end of this movie!
Guy 2: Thanks douche ex machina
by bry814 September 30, 2010
Get the douche ex machinamug. by justdoitbro June 6, 2020
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