Drunk Lag 

A physiological condition, characterized by fatigue, irregular sleep patterns, and headache, which follows a long night of drinking. Symptoms may be similar to those of 'jet lag,' but are not the result of traveling between time zones.

"Where have you been? I've tried calling you all day."

"Major drunk lag. I woke up at 5 PM."

Drunk Lag by EdibleMetal January 4, 2010

drunk diving

scuba diving below 100 feet so that u get the feeling of being drunk

Dan ran out of beer so he just went drunk diving

drunk diving by mustang maniac April 20, 2010

Drunk-keeper 

The sober person tasked with keeping a drunk person out of trouble and in general good health; will ideally keep their charge happy and prevent him or her from making any monumentally bad life choices.

"Nobody knows what I did after I ditched my drunk-keeper, but I woke up naked in my grandma's yard hugging a duck. Honestly I'm just glad to be alive."

"Megan was my drunk-keeper, thank god. I did eight shots of tequila and without her I would have walked into traffic, assaulted a cop, and sexted my second cousin."

Drunk-keeper by Vri May 12, 2010

Drunk Druggin 

The act of getting real drunk on liquor while doing PCP or other hardcore drugs

My buddy and I went drunk druggin last night and hooked up with some skank whores

Drunk Druggin by Lil Bud November 1, 2010

drunk requesting 

the process of adding random people to your facebook account during a drunken stupor

Ted- Who the hell is Gomez Rodriguez?

John- I dunno man. I think you were drunk requesting people last night

drunk requesting by nayr3393 March 20, 2011

Drunk Personality 

n: the personality one takes when becoming drunk

I really like Jake when he's sober, but his drunk personality sucks.

Drunk Personality by Cannibal_Candy July 29, 2011

drunk netflixing 

similar to drunk dialing or drunk texting, it's when you are drunk and add items to your netflix queue. you don't realize you added the items until you receive a dvd in the mail that you have no memory of requesting.

you go to the mailbox and open your red envelope ready to watch the next episode of "it's always sunny in philadelphia", only to find that you have "marley and me" instead. and you're like WTF! how did this shit get in my queue?! i must have been drunk netflixing last week.

drunk netflixing by shae shae 614 August 6, 2011