doober

1. Noun. 1. A person known for consistant exageration of personal information (i.e. dating records/penis size/cash flow/etc.) for the purpose of winning temporary affection and/or attention from unfortunate witnesses.

Have you seen that "Doober", Antoine, hanging around the dumpster trying to sucker in the cats? Not even those "pussys" are dumb enough to fall for him!

by StrawBerry5foot5Cake October 15, 2003

doober

An inconsious person whom is in desperate need of love

After Sindy broke up with John he became a doober.

by molly November 29, 2003

doobieaids

When a marijuana cigarette (a doobie) has a problem with it which makes it either unsmokeable or otherwise not a nice experience. Or otherwise something that aides in the smoking of weed.....i.e a doobieaide

Oh dear mate this spliff has got doobieaids OR I need some aide for this doobie....can u perhaps sort me out?

by jet123321 September 21, 2007

doobled

when an inpatient creeper resend a duplicate text message because you don't reply soon enough.

"Shit, i was just doobled by Aj, can't he wait two fuckin seconds?"

by yermommmma July 7, 2008

Doobler

A proletariat's word for a marijuana cigarette, often rolled in a zig zag.

Man, Are you sure I ruined that doobler when I spilled my grapeade on it and the ice cream sandwiches?

by T.C. Birba April 20, 2009

Doobie Dengus

Another name for a joint or marijuana cigarette. Used in Glasgow Scotland, Sligo Ireland and Galway Ireland.

Right man, lets go for a doobie dengus.

Sound.

by da-bhoys April 28, 2011

dooba bag

a more polite or socially acceptable way of telling someone they are a douche bag

Girl: "Why did you just fart on my couch?"
Guy: "I don' know."
Girl: "You're such a dooba bag."

by bombazzbutters June 30, 2011