Ditch and dong

When you leave a dildo on someone's door step and ding dong ditch them.

Let's ditch and dong!

by Dong Girl December 1, 2016

Ditcher

A person who regularly backs out of plans commitments made with friends, usually at the last moment without giving any valid reason to do so.

Reem is such a ditcher. We made plans to meet up thrice and she stood me up all three times!!! She didnt even bother to cancel in advance.

by Ditcher's friend January 7, 2017

ditch jockey

A real jerk. Someone so vile no one would help rescue out of a flooded ditch... just leave and let it ride.

That pain in the arse can stay in jail for a couple of weeks... I'm not bailing that ditch jockey out.

by DONDOWOLFE January 17, 2017

datchenko

Wild personality, loyal and free. He is a attractive fellow and can be very social. He can be the biggest hater on earth, but he is a nice guy... A Datchenko is loyal to his girlfriend and will do whatever it takes to make her happy

Man i wish i had a Datchenko as good as yours

by Wild goose man February 26, 2017

ditch trout

A Stinky poon swimming with disease.

Went down on that girl from the bar. She got herself a case of the ditch trout

by Mcq31 March 3, 2017

ditch of a difference

inconsequential

Advise on twitter do not make a "ditch of a difference".

by monneo March 5, 2017

Ditch witch

A woman who enjoys anally penetrating her male sexual partners.

Derek had discovered pegging, and was on the lookout for a ditch witch to do him right.

by bringshomethebroccoli April 19, 2018