Fecal delusion

Believing that anything that exits their body through their anus does not have odor.

Brad's fecal delusions after eating fast food tacos got him thrown out of the car pool.

by B. Fashizz June 3, 2016

Cowboy Decision

A brave, bold and sometimes reckless judgement call.

I pulled a cowboy decision and texted her a picture of my limp dick.

by Kahuna77 March 24, 2017

smell-delusion

When Addy smells something that isn't there.

Addy has frequents smell-delusions, #delusionalnose

by pPenix October 24, 2017

Un decisive swine

A dumb ass who knows nothing and lives under a rock also has no knowledge what so ever

Bob-how do we eat

Person-your a un decisive swine your so dumb

by Busterrox February 19, 2018

erectile decision

The act when someone has contractions when they aren't even pregnant.

OMG! I'm having an erectile decision!
Did you see Julia, she was having an erectile decision!

by Someone named Ouff May 27, 2018

Logan DeCosta

A name given to rednecks that hate everything that crosses their path. Normally have passions for beer and lack of motivation when it’s time to get things done. They can really pack a belch and some heat. Takes one deep. Will not meet in any parking lots.

Person 1: dang man this new guy is a hack
Person 2: I know looks like we have another Logan Decosta on our hands
Person1: Time to put in my notice

by NB97 April 3, 2019

snapchat delusion

The delusion that comes with being on Snapchat and constantly thinking you look like your filtered version of yourself

Girl: Posts clearly filtered picture
Guy: Hey we know that really isn’t you and that you’re not really a cat
Girl: Dont be hating cause you think I’m cute
Guy: She clearly has Snapchat delusion

Girl: *snap* look at me shimmering and having day

by DD Alwhiney December 13, 2019