double duncan

verb, to masturbate (aka jack off) whilst taking a shit (aka dropping the huckstable kids off at the swimming pool).

Dude, double duncan isn't gay, it is just being bored when you are sitting on the toilet.

by Garrett, Chase, Russell May 21, 2008

Double Blind Stranger

Like the Double Stranger only blindfolded so its as if nothing is happening at all

Being a good cathelic boy i never watch myself jerk-off especially when i give myself the double blind stranger

by Avoloun October 6, 2008

Double Hand Shake

Used in the exchange of drugs, a double hand shake is where you shake both of the dealers hands in your opposite hands, i.e right with right, left with left, and swap over the goods.

He takes the money out of your right hand whilst you take the dope/MDMA whatever with your left.
Used to disguise the transaction.

Dude you got my dope?
Yeah let's double hand shake so that guy over there doesn't see.

by Millzersrers February 13, 2009

Double backed beast

A euphemism for coitus. This form is more common in popular culture than the original two backed beast. Predates Shakespeare.

Double backed beast... "These two did oftentimes do the two-backed beast together, joyfully rubbing and frotting their bacon 'gainst one another, in so far, that at last she became great with child of a fair son, and went with him unto the eleventh month; for so long, yea longer, may a woman carry her great belly, especially when it is some masterpiece of nature, and a person predestinated to the performance, in his due time, of great exploits."
François Rabelais (c. 1494 - 1553)
"Gargantua and Pantagruel"

by banquo_lives January 11, 2009

double pat

a sign that you want out of the conversation or wish to leave present company. named for the double pat on the back given when someone wants out of the hug they're trapped in.

kate: and then we went to the pet store. i bought a gold fish and named it dori. which doesn't really make sense, i mean, dori's blue!

mark: cool.

kate: was that a double pat?

by elysiatheamazing June 25, 2009

Double bucketing

It's a term used to describe the walk of a person who has consumed to much Ketamin.Imagine someone with a bucket stuck on each foot trying to walk,you get the picture.

"Check out that crusty munter double bucketing like a good 'un".

by Louis from Bemmie April 22, 2009

double thumbing

Texting on two mobile devices while holding one in each hand

"I saw this crazy girl at the club last night. I was going to go talk to her, but she was busy double thumbing at the bar."

by sweet650 March 19, 2009