Couple Dork

Someone who is so obsessed with their significant other that all they do is talk about them, and seem to be less of a functioning person when not around them. A sure fire sign that someone is a couple dork is that they are always texting/talking to them, frequently show off PDA and have a disgusting number of inside jokes with them that no one else understands. These people are normally the bane of a single, lonely person's existence.

Jane: "Jamal, I love you so much. You complete me."
Jamal: "I love you too, babe."
Random bystander: "Get a room. You guys are such couple dorks."

by A knowing individual June 22, 2010

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Orch Dork

One who considers themselves to be friends with band geek and choir queers. Play instruments which no matter how much rosin you put on, it still sounds like crap. The concerts the put on are horrible because they cannot tune if their lives depended on it. Yet, the Orch Dork have some of the brightest minds in the school but they dont have as much fun as the band geek and choir queers but they dont really care.

"Here, on the Discovery Channel, we'll explore the minds of the Orch Dork, where they are shunned by the band geek and choir queers, yet they dont care"

by Teuvil December 31, 2005

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Taylor is a Dork

A person named Taylor who is lame.

Brad:Oh man taylor is a dork.

Chad:Yeah dude she’s toarally lame.

by (PEN15) June 27, 2019

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Orch Dork

Uptight, "perfect", orchestra players who never have fun and give the band geeks a bad rep. Usually are boring and always try to make orch dorks look cool but fail miserably. Comparing a band geek to an orch dork is like comparing ice cream to molasses (AKA orch dorks suck).

You. Are. An. Orch Dork.

by Thisisapseudonymifyoudidn'tkno June 15, 2010

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