dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!

you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits

by estranger October 7, 2010

dirty andretti

whe driving your car and receiving oral sex, you lock the steering wheel down on the back of their head so they cannot come up

I gave Amy a Dirty Andretti while driving to see my parents.

by Brian O. May 4, 2005

dirty paolo

the act of having sex with woman in the bathroom of an italian restaurant, wearing only a pink polo-type shirt with a heavily starched and popped collar, as she proceeds to pick up small rocks of cocaine off the moist floor underneath the urinal, rub it on her nipples, and scream out a comment involving pizza.

"What did she scream out when you gave her that dirty paolo?"

"Here's the pepperoni on your pizza, you minderaser..."

by Wisc N. Corner November 10, 2008

Dirty Daniel San

When a guy ejaculates on a woman's ass, makes the wax on wax off motion on each cheek, and then yells "Ah, Dirty Daniel San!"

Dude, you should have seen it, it was quite the clean up, but then I was like, "Ah, Dirty Daniel San!"

by BubbleGutz November 6, 2012

dirty florian

When you knock a girl out with a dickslap, after sticking it up her ass, and therefor leave a mustache of shit on her upper lip

Is Kristin coming to school today?
No, she feels unpleasant because, I did a dirty florian on her yesterday.

by Dirty_Benjadin December 2, 2019

The Dirty Valdez

When Big Oil ass rapes an entire region then smears the toxic remains over several hundred miles creating a mustache or Dirty Valdez.

In 1989 Exxon gave Alaska The Dirty Valdez because a future governor would not abort her love child.

by pubesforpetrolem June 15, 2010

Dirty Chupacabra

Giving a man a hickey on their penis or balls.

I gave him a dirty chupacabra so hard that he was bleeding.

by PooDaddyMan June 10, 2011