Cafternoon Break

a lengthy coffee break taken in mid afternoon. Typically taken by Government employees, thus causing no production.

Nah, I was too late, he was gone for cafternoon break

by Wandyton September 2, 2010

craptastic

It's for when something is so awesome that its crappy. Or it can be used to make the best out of a bad situation.

I just got my test back, its craptastic!!! All F's yay!!

by SOmE rAnDoM pErSoN January 25, 2005

Craptastrophy

A catastrophic event involving poop. Generally, any situation with an undesirable outcome.

1. Suzy's home owner's insurance would not cover the major craptastrophy caused when her seven German Shepherds ate the Chinese food for the picnic.

by Anal Czar September 14, 2010

crafty

A woman who looks witchy in the modern Pagan sense. Does not necessarily mean she's a witch, but just that she likes Celtic things and loves nature. Usually has long thick black hair with bangs and wears Celtic jewelry and has a shirt with a wolf or other New Age regalia.

This beautiful woman looks so crafty.

by Braveheart's thirst for blood June 22, 2006

crantastic

A combination of cranberry and the word 'fantastic'.

(After eating cranberry sauce)
Mmmm, it's crantastic!

by Paradocks December 12, 2008

Crafty Swine

Noun; a jew of extreme jewish descent, usually from smack in the middle of israel. wears a yamaka to bed, when it takes a shower, and when it plays halo. Extremely crafty and sneaky...hence the name crafty swine.

Jr. Papa: Yo man this crafty swine just killed me from the top of the map with a spartan laser! He just crawled up with his claws and sharp teeth and then killed us all! Ahh!!! PAPA!

by 908 Projectile June 1, 2010

Arts and Crafts

smokin doobies

yo homee lets go bust up some arts and crafts beyotch

by G-haad April 5, 2003