couch beef

the beef of the couch. Also known as the cushions or pillows.

That couch has less couch beef than your mom has yoachers.
I can't stand a couch without tons of couch beef.

by cameronbeef November 7, 2013

Couch Pussy

a girl that's just your thot, she stays inside the house and does house stuff only.

I love my couch pussy. So much better than those, "going out with my girls" thots. Can't trust 'em.

by kidboston May 4, 2018

Couch Barnacle

Someone who overstays their welcome after you let them sleep on your couch

Stuart stopped having keg parties because he always woke up with couch barnacles.

by Rimbozaggy March 29, 2023

cough couch

when your asked if you’re going somewhere

are you going to the store?

cough couch yes/cough couch no

by poopei October 6, 2020

couch material

Couch material is when you get couch vibes. It describes the type of person who can make out a couch and make out damn well.

I was gonna make out with him but he's just not couch material.

by Hshshgdh October 17, 2019

couch knowledge

The state of knowing nothing.

The only knowledge one has amassed is what's been learned through the TV.

Tom thinks he's smart, but he only has couch knowledge.

by catsarecool383 December 19, 2010

ham couch

Nobody really knows what it means, but it's not good. Insult perfection that completely bewilders the senses.

Me: "Marjorie Taylor Greene is an absolute ham couch."

MTG Supporter: "Well, you are... pshhh... you..."

MTG Supporters wife: "Honey, why don't say something?"

MTG Supporter: "I would, but what's a ham couch. Look it up on Urban Dictionary. Quick!"

Supporters wife: "Whatever it means, it isn't good..."

MTG Supporter to me: "Yeah... Yeah? Well, you're stupid!"

Me: "Whatever, ham couch."

Police: "What's the problem here?"

MTG Supporter: "He called me a ham couch!"

Police: "What does that even mean?"

MTG Supporter: "Well, hell, I don't know, but it's not good!"

Police to me: "You, knock it off."
Police to MTG Supporter: "And you, stop being such a ham couch."

by WaxorWolf February 12, 2023