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Crooked

Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.
Person 1: Man, did you see that gangsta?

Person 2: Yeah, dude, he was real crooked.
by straight.up.g June 23, 2009
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Crooked Hillary

Any female who does not have the same beliefs as you. See Lyin' Ted
Dude, she believes in the Flying Spaghetti Monster! What a crooked hillary!
by Atwoodjer November 11, 2016
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Locked, cocked and ready to rock

Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.
"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"

"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
by EnglishMayjah February 8, 2009
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Crooked Fence

A sexual position. Another modified Wobbly H. A group orgy, where the first and last members are guys. Thus, creating 2 fence posts, which have crooked girls (fence beams) in between them. Patented from the Wobbly H club, Overland Park, KS chapter in association with Las Vegas, NV chapter.
"Those girls fell victim to the crooked fence."
by Ryan January 20, 2004
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crooked cunt

Tilted cervix. Where a woman's cervix tilts toward the rear of her body instead of towards the front of her body. This results in a male partner feeling like he is bottoming out in her vagina.
"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."
by schonstraws October 23, 2012
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CookeMC

A Minecraft YouTuber that is bad at Minecraft PvP and bad at streaming the only thing good about his channel is his editor Blays :)
by Blays July 18, 2019
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cookery

referring to a large number of individuals in the same place heavily and simultaneously under the influence of many illicit or legal recreational drugs (namely MDMA, alcohol, coke, etc.)
Hey why is everyone so cooked here? Man this is the cookery
by hellohi21 January 10, 2020
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