Something hood and ghetto. Often used in a bad text, or to describe a person or place. If you've ever seen a man in his car sitting way back in his chair and listening to the bass pounding, you have seen a crooked guy.
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Totally prepared and/or anticipatory for a particular engagement. Generally used in the positive sense, for an event which one looks forward to. More euphonic than similar cocked locked and ready to rock.
"Dude, you still good for that party over at Jay-Jay's?"
"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
"Shit, nigga -- I'm locked, cocked and ready to rock!"
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"Dude, I was hittin it so hard, I felt I was bottoming out, It's like she's got a crooked cunt or something."
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