confabulation

A word denoted to the gaps in our memory that we fill in with a plausable but yet imagined memory.
And no, it's different to a hallucination, as a confabulation can only be retrospective (hallucinations are happening at the time)

"No, that didn't really happen, George. What you have just experienced was a confabulation."

"But i swear that time in year 8 the teacher was wearing huge come fuck me boots to class..."

by Franga February 19, 2008

confidence

trusting in someones ability perform a task, often despite previous history.

I have confidence in you, I refused to believe you are as bad at this as I know you are.

by chakkerz August 3, 2005

confidence

An excuse used by woman to decline men without seeming shallow

Allen has no confidence I can't possibly date him.

by stealthyasallama July 5, 2005

abercrombie confidence

Something that has affected half the world. Twats that walk around thinking they are the shit because they're in Abercrombie. Big Deal. We get it. You've heard of Abercrombie and Fitch. To all those unattractive folk who wear Abercrombie thinking it'll transform you into those models they employ...it didn't, you look the same as before but maybe a bit more try-hard and with an excess of "abercrombie confidence."

1) Mutton dressed as lamb- all those forty year olds who think they're twenty because they're sporting the "Californian" look.

2)Poor people with one piece from the range who wear the one piece til it's in tatters because it makes them feel good...it's Abercrombie after all.

3) Scene - any London estate.

Chardonnay: Bruv have you seen Preston today?

Tyrone: Yeah mate he's blates saved up last month's benefits for that Abercrombie hoody.

Chardonnay: I bet when we see him next he'll be all up in our faces with his Abercrombie Confidence.

by abercrombie and fitch May 22, 2009

confizzled

(n) to be used instead of confused

Jocelyn: "whoa, dude, i don't get what your saying. I'm really confizzled."

by merlin January 21, 2005

Pussy Confinement Syndrome

PCS, or Pussy Confinement Syndrome is a somewhat serious pussy analyzing condition. It occurs when males are isolated from the outside world in a small area, such as a dorm hall or school. In this isolation, the males are tricked into believing that certain girls are hotter than they actually are. Overtime a girl can go from a 5 to a dime piece just because she is the only decent looking girl in a very small population. It can result in permanent poor standards.

Ugly girl walks by dorm room.

Bro in dorm:" Dude, you see that girl? Damn at first I didn't know about her but now I wanna fuck her so bad."

Bro 2 from outside world: " Oh my god that girl has nasty flapjackies! You must have Pussy Confinement Syndrome"

by Diesel22 November 16, 2009

Confused Matthew

One incredibly pretentious and untalented film reviewer that keeps making boring videos only to complain about movies that he don´t like but other people enjoyed. His videos are incredibly boring and tedious, and all of them are a complete waste of time. Just like Urban Dictionary.

Man, I rather rub my eyes with onions rather than watch any of those shitty videos made by Confused Matthew.

by amaurysvp01 January 10, 2011