A small college always confused with larger and more prestigious Cornell University. Founded solely to confuse people.
Hey, check this out, I think I can get into Cornell College. Wait, why is there also a Cornell University... crap!
by DanielBr March 16, 2009
Get the Cornell Collegemug. Located in sketchy Po-town, Marist seems to be the nicest thing there. Walking around the perfectly cut grass of the campus green with the crazy squirrels, one may see an array of guys with popped collars with baseball hats half off their head. Girls in ugg boots. Also completing the outfit is the ipod, tucked under the shirt, while walking to class so one can listen to 2.3 minutes of music. With 1/3 of the school being from long island (which i guess is the "superior" place to be) then the rest from conn, upperstate NY, new jersey, new england or other. 4 days at LEAST a student will go out to a club/bar/frat and party...and get up for an 8am class.
by FOXY LADY July 9, 2006
Get the Marist Collegemug. Fags that hang out in Walmarts only to insult how everything is bad for the environment. They are often seen working in Starbucks correcting people and trying to give advice on how to live.
*Cop Pulls out Taser*
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!
College Hipster: Bro, don't tase me, that thing is made of plastic, use some renewable carboard you sick fuck!
by Skullfucked October 23, 2008
Get the College Hipstermug. A sick-ass school full of kids who are pretty smart but have other priorities than just academics. Lots of hipsters and bros, but there are also plenty of people don't fit into stereotypes but get along fine with those who do. Professors are pretty chill, the swimmers are D3 gods (D3, but still), the campus looks like Hogwarts and the chicks have been looking better in recent years. Students know how to party; Shock Your Mama and Summer Sendoff are Keystone-fueled shit shows, but students do everything else pretty well too, from saving the environment to putting on theater productions to forcing unwanted members of the administration to resign.
Alumni include Rutherford B. Hayes, Paul Newman, Bill Watterson and Ted from How I Met Your Mother, all paragons of awesomeness.
Alumni include Rutherford B. Hayes, Paul Newman, Bill Watterson and Ted from How I Met Your Mother, all paragons of awesomeness.
Ivy League Kid: You go to Kenyon College? Like, Africa?
Kenyon Kid: No, in Ohio, and I get some every weekend because liberal arts schools have a sweet guy-girl ratio, and there isn't much else to do other than study or party or go hiking in the wilderness.
Ivy League Kid: Sounds fun, but I have to go write fourteen essays and postulate some calculus theories.
Kenyon Kid: I'll probably get a higher-paying job than you because I do a ton of extracurriculars. Peace out.
Kenyon Kid: No, in Ohio, and I get some every weekend because liberal arts schools have a sweet guy-girl ratio, and there isn't much else to do other than study or party or go hiking in the wilderness.
Ivy League Kid: Sounds fun, but I have to go write fourteen essays and postulate some calculus theories.
Kenyon Kid: I'll probably get a higher-paying job than you because I do a ton of extracurriculars. Peace out.
by apl1457 February 26, 2009
Get the Kenyon Collegemug. A place so obsess and with its own reputation that it bluntly violate freedom of expression and dissimulates every problem the college has.
Landmark College actually calling up urban dictionary to take off the previous definition.
Tuition could be better spent!
Tuition could be better spent!
by shuuch December 21, 2009
Get the Landmark Collegemug. The governing body of the Roman Catholic Church. They elect the Pope and take over papal duties when a Pope is not on the throne.
by Nicolai March 30, 2004
Get the College of Cardinalsmug. Jose may have been a big man on campus in high school, but here at UCLA he's just another college essay.
by e-tabbb October 31, 2013
Get the College essaymug.