Colin is the protector of the Sphincter Realm. Some say that he is really good at chatting to birds but not the ones you’d think of. Cuckaw (bird noise).
by optimuspunk October 12, 2025
Get the Colinmug. The bland, mediocre, talentless, unfunny, and totally forgettable "Generic-Ass White Boy" who hosts that shitty news segment that nobody watches on "saturday night live". Looks like a reject from "The Book of Mormon" cast. While Jost is NOWHERE NEAR as talentless, mediocre, and unfunny as his mind-numbingly irritating predecessor, "jimmy fallon"; he is still extremely annoying in the sense that he is yet another prime example of a TRULY "C-Tier Entertainer" (at best) being undeservedly propped up in showbusiness by Lorne Michaels' & his INFAMOUS taste in bland, milktoast comedians. Basically, it's the same bullshit that ADAM SANDLER pulls for some of his more "talentless showbiz pals" — kevin james, david spade, rob schneider, etc.
HEALTH & SAFETY WARNING: Watching Colin Jost's "Bland, Uninspired, Limp-Dicked Comedy" has been known to cause PERMANENT impotence in male viewers.
by Squat Cobbler 187 October 29, 2023
Get the Colin Jostmug. A person or thing that acts like Edp 445, drake, or Diddy. Also this person or thing has a lot of Money.
by anonymous January 11, 2025
Get the Colinmug. by arxnic August 30, 2020
Get the Colinmug. Colin ils disabled but we love him. Even if he's embarrassing and not vert funny, he does his best so we pretend to laugh at his jokes... He has the name of a fish.
Good Luck if you know a colin..
Good Luck if you know a colin..
by Vicoooo December 1, 2021
Get the Colinmug. by SipanIsACuntface December 2, 2018
Get the Colinmug. A dumb guy who thinks he’s cool because he plays hokey and thinks he’s all that.he thinks he is hot ,cute, beautiful,and sexy but he is not he is dumb most likely blond and dumb ,ugly, rude , and annoying But for some reason every woman’s likes him
by Lily aka dumb blond December 24, 2019
Get the Colinmug.