[Celine Dion]

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

The act of making everyone hate you by being a presumptuous douche bag.

I can't stand her because she always tries to come off like a hero, when in truth she's a complete douchebag.

Yeah, she's a total celine dion

What happened? Why did everyone leave?
Because she pulled a Celine Dion & offended everyone with her bullshit.

by dirty raul January 19, 2017

colline

A bowl of horseradish

That's some tasty colline you have

by Meerrettich June 18, 2018

The colonel

man who sold his recipe for Kentucky Fried Chicken. Made millions off his family: his family gets 6 cents for every piece of chicken sold to this day. Hardcore avid racist, once even saying (when his customers were primarily black), "I wish all these spooks and niggers would leave my restaurant, then I might get more profits!"

"Man, The colonel is my idol. He created KFC, thats all I need."

"The colonel was a gay racist."

by Fic May 30, 2006

Clinertia

A strategy by which you defeat your obstacles by running at them full tilt and ramming them with your face.

Also, the ability to hit every single tree on your downhill ski trail.

"This political campaign is a classic example of a Clinertia strategy."

"Man, he really had some Clinertia going into that brick wall. Did they ever find his other ear, by the way?"

by Adama Brown April 7, 2008

colbness

something that is utterly brilliant. awesome

1. The Yankees beating the Red Sox in the playoffs was totally
Colbness.
2. What? There is a pop quiz? Man, that is so not colbness.

by john24 April 29, 2008

Colin Oscar P

Awesome pun name that sounds like colonoscopy.

Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *Hearing "its time for your, Colin Oscar P"* It's time for my what?
Doctor: It's time for your colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: Oh, you mean "its time for your colonoscopy, Colin Oscar P".
Doctor: There's no such thing as a colonoscopy colonoscopy.
Colin Oscar P: *facepalm*

by Mitchell_88 February 21, 2010

colonel cornhole

When someone is being an asshole worthy of the ranking colonel.

Person 1: "I Took a shit on you bed and smeared it in for no reason."
Person 2: "Ok colonel cornhole, who gave you the orders to make that decsion."

by Lil Buddha September 6, 2013