clutha

Clutha is a place in the south island of New Zealand.

Basically it's a collection of small towns, and for that reason it is mocked as some sordid and slutty place with no populous or cultural background, but in reality, it's cool, you know? The biggest town in Clutha is Balclutha, with a population of around 4500.

This spotted in a public toilet in balclutha:
"Clutha girls take it up the ass"

by Kinzu June 1, 2006

clot swasher

A person who puts pussy blood in their mouth.

You're clot swasher of a boy friend just took that dirty tampon out of the garbage...

by fric November 3, 2009

cloghorn

to stick your fingers in a persons nostrils and pull them by the schnoz

The douche Ben was babbling way to much so i cloghorned his bitch ass.

by mike vicks sidekick October 2, 2011

Clotan

A clotan is made of the skins of such small animals as mice and bats, averaging about a foot long by four or five inches wide, and is worn as a badge of status or achievement by members of certain tribes.

The chief stood at the head of the council, looking distinguished in his ceremonial headdress and his clotan.

by Gludge February 3, 2012

clithe

to strip one of all their clothes

dude! i totally just got clithed in strip poker last night!

by clithepuppy September 8, 2018

Clotbag

Insult. A clotbag is someone with the same integrity as a loose bag of clots. Anyone who says they're gonna come on COD but doesn't is a clotbag. Some serious chicanery.

"Will's a clotbag pass it on."

by A Certain Silly Sausage October 29, 2021

clothjob

Though its origins are unclear, etymological scholars surmise that the phrase "clothjob" was coined sometime during the early 1990's.

(N.) The art of making a man ejaculate by massaging his penis with some form of a cloth: ranks beneath handjob as the lowest form of "gettin some."

(N.) Person(s) who is such a pussy that they have only received said practice.

synonyms- douchebag, homo, etc.

Example 1

guy 1- "Alright, so i get back to this girl's place, we start fooling around, and its all black after that."

guy 2- "Well what do you think happened"

guy 3- "I'm not sure man, but when i woke up this morning i was naked, my dick was RAW, and she had all of her clothes on. I think she gave me a clothjob, dude."

Example 2:

Guy 1-
"So that mark guy came to my party last night and tried to convince everybody that the keg was bad.. i dont think he's ever had a beer before."

Guy 2-
"He would man... that kid is such a clothjob.

by B.D. March 21, 2005