charpooterie

When a person has to poop so badly, they leave the toilet lid down and poop on the lid, creating a charcuterie board of poo.

Hey, don't go in that bathroom, somebody made a charpooterie in there.

by Jermbug June 28, 2021

Charpie

a beautiful girl, with green eyes and perfect hair. who puts coffee creamer in her eyes and is terrified of sheets and public pools.

“Hey Charpie, wanna go to cvs?”
“hell yes”

by canwepretendthatairplanes August 3, 2021

Chirping

Take the excess scrotum skin, form it into a bowl shape. Then proceed to fill it with small morsels of food e.g.(Small nuts, crumbs, Grape Nuts.) Last have your partner get down to peck out the morsels. Enjoy

I had this girl chirping on me so hard last night!

by Carlos_n_Jeremy September 7, 2021

chirping

Talking to yourself without an audience, babbling, gabbing, jawing, singing, reminding yourself of something.

"I love listening to them chirping in the other room. It's interesting to hear what's inside their brain!"

by Nu Metal Professor September 13, 2021

chompers

originating from the word "chomp"(google definition: *verb* munch or chew vigorously. *noun* a chewing noise or action.) "chompers" are what you would refer to as sharp, large or sharp and large teeth. in short, chomping tools

- Did you see his teeth?
+ Yeah! those were some serious chompers bro

by princeisn't October 2, 2021

chirp

To mock people not in cars while driving past them in a car.

"Yo guys lets go chirp some people"
*while driving past* "Shitty dude! Fatass!"

by ryanfromda414 October 6, 2021

Chompu

(n.) A lovely person who have nice personality.

You look chompu

by Issueos November 21, 2021