cheetoman

A nickname given post-election 2017 to Donald Trump, for obvious reasons. Check the hair and skin if you don't understand why. See also: Mr Cheato.

"Hey, dude--did you read Cheetoman's latest tweet? That guy's so far out he's on the way back!"

by orinoco womble February 25, 2017

Cheetoey

Essentially when something (mainly the fingers and mouth) get covered in orange cheese dust from eating cheesy snacks (Cheetos, Doritos, etc)...

Person A: Dammit, why are your fingers so Cheetoey?
Person B: Because I love my Cheeto puffs!

by Anonymous Yoshi February 25, 2017

Cheetos

What 92% of kids will die off of.

He eats 1 bag of cheetos every hour, he will eventually die.

by damagedloser June 20, 2017

cheetos

sexy orange men in a giant bag. They all have different shapes and sizes, curvy, straight,skinny, fat, tall and short. They make your mouth water and fingers orange.

wow, i want some of those nice, sexy cheetos... gimme some!!

by 100% lyss October 10, 2017

Cheeto toes

When you love sucking toes so much, you begin to associate the taste of sweaty dirty toes with tasty cheesy Cheetos. You almost can smell the cheese dust beneath the sock. Yummy. I can imagine the taste of them just thinking about it.

Yum, Carly has cheeto toes. I can smell them jawns from here!

by Jkellz October 22, 2017

chelong

a legend

chelong is only 1

by lol_king21 October 28, 2017

cheetos handy

Getting a hand job after your significant other just finished eating Cheetos and you have orange dust or Cheetos flavoring on your dick.

Could also be other flavors, Doritos ranch or Nacho flavors. Not recommended are Tim’s jalapeño, as you will have a burning sensation.

Had to take a shower to get the Cheetos handy off my dick

by The_rabbits November 13, 2017