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canoncondria

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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canoncondria

When circumstances consistently deviate from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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canoncondria

When circumstances consistently stray from expectations, resulting in setbacks or failures. It can be frustrating at the time, but it is usually something you can laugh about later.
Chad- "Why are you so late?"
Jonathan- "I slept through my alarm this morning, then I split my cereal down my favourite top, and then I missed my bus!"
Chad- "woah you've had quite the canoncondria"
by Libby.E May 14, 2024
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Canonslop

An entry into an intellectual property that exists solely to "explain" a previously established character, event, or aspect of the shared universe. Common in Star Wars
The Han Solo movie needing to explain every backstreet element of his character is peak canonslop
by PalpShuttle April 30, 2025
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canonfold

noun | SL - kan·ən·fold

A canonfold is when grassroots artistry, long sidelined or postponed, is finally embraced by institutional canon—without shedding its radical roots. It’s a convergence marked by time-earned mastery, poetic timing, and the quiet power of recognition arriving late but landing true.
The indigenous weaving of the Ifugao, once dismissed as mere craft, canonfolded into cultural heritage—now safeguarded through museum collections and preservation initiatives.
by IJWBAA September 12, 2025
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Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato

November 21,2021
Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato will be A Highest Paid Super Model Soon.
He is a baddie but a softie too.
MARK CLARENCE CANONIGO MORATO is the one of the Highest Paid Super Model in this whole fucked up World.
by Mark Clarence Canonigo Morato November 20, 2021
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canankee

A southern term (dummies!) for a Canadian. Close relative to a Yankee.
"What do you call em...up in Canada? Canankees? Is that it?" Jesse the Southerner told Trish the Yankee.
by Grace April 3, 2005
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