Dutch carpet bomb

ingest a large amount of beans and/or cheap beer. Let gas settle in colon, release on partners favorite pillow, jam pillow in said parteners face. voulia.

Man, the last time I gave my gal a Dutch carpet bomb, she kicked my ass out of bed so quick the womb was spinning.

by No.One fake August 9, 2006

Carpet-Sampler

A woman that has an affinity for the vagina.
To put it bluntly, a lesbian.

Shiela likes vagina. Therefore, Shiela is a carpet-sampler.

by TokyoGoreFest November 6, 2008

carpet wax

the minimum amount of pubic hair necessary by both males and females to create the natural sliding without friction neccessary for optimum pleasure

Lou you need to let them pubic hairs grow out alittle longer-we cant get are groove without the carpet wax a weaven

by stewlou August 3, 2007

carpet shuffle

When you have had the most amazing sex ever, you cannot pick up your feet to walk.

" We went at it for so long, and it felt so good, that when we were done, I couldn't even pick up my feet and walk. So I did the carpet shuffle."

by sufimomma February 15, 2009

Carpet Angel

An extremely attractive lesbian.

"Damn, that girl is hot!"
- "Yeah, too bad she's a carpet angel."

by Septiv May 15, 2011

Dirty Carpet Syndrome

General everyday hygiene required before having sex.

...she had Dirty Carpet Syndrome. When she gets out of the shower I'm going to tap that and go home.

She was fucking fine but had a bad case of Dirty Carpet Syndrome.

by imkite April 12, 2009

Shampooing the Carpets

When a guys penis is too small and he has a ton of pubic hair, so when he cums it gets all in his pubic hair making a mess.

Donald's a little fag...He was shampooing the carpets to the thought of Katie Sipos last night.

by Mr. Jackson July 21, 2008