Bearded Clam

Sea Food,Louisiana delicacy

The best time for clams is early in the day, but the Bearded Clams are so good, you need to see a dentist for a hair cut

by spikenstein January 4, 2004

Clamming

The female version of "Seagulling". To throw lady juice at a random stranger.

Did you see that crazy woman...she was clamming all over his face!

Harold was in shock, that girl was clamming in public!

Leroy almost threw up, as some chic was clamming in his pasta.

Eli stated: "I could use a good clamming!"
Phil replied: "Me too!"

by pheli May 28, 2010

clam chowder

The fluids secreted from the elusive bearded clam when aroused, often tasting of fish and of a creamy texture.

I got some clam chowder up my nostril while giving her head hanging upside-down.

by Some kid from B-Town December 9, 2008

Steamy Clam Shake

While performing cunnalingus, you vomit on the vagina, and then proceed to have vaginal sex until you ejaculate inside the vagina.

I gave Jill the steamy clam shake last night!

by TMJ April 28, 2008

Baggage Claim

Newly dating someone with issues. Bringing emotional baggage to the table.

Oh you mean her? Yo Derek went straight to baggage claim son!

by turbo911 June 8, 2011

clam neck nipples

When a woman's nipples are long, skinny, and dark in color. Resembling the external portion of a clam's gastrointestinal tract also known as the "siphon" or the "neck."

"Dude it was gross, that chick had clam neck nipples."

by Vance M April 25, 2008

Clam Bandit

A bandit that eats clams. Also known as a lesbian.

The Red Room is full of clam bandits on ladies night.

by dtrax January 12, 2007