Couple clutch

The act of stealing or hitting a lick, A fast in and out mission that contains grabbing a couple items and leaving the scene before getting caught.

I went to the store to buy a pair of sunglasses but I couldn't afford it so I had to couple clutch.

by Mr. Definitioni July 29, 2022

whatchu clutching for?

Can be used to describe when someone is angry at you over something that’s not that big of a deal.

Or it can be used to describe when someone is grabbing onto something.

Damn bro, whatchu clutching for?

by Whatchucluthingfor? January 8, 2023

Crowning Clutch

When You Are The last member of your squad and you clutch the dub

My brother just got a crowning clutch

by Lil logma March 29, 2023

Static Clutch

A gamer that is cracked as hell.

He have you heard of static clutch.
Yeah that pro gamer.

by Static Clutch May 21, 2023

rectal clutch

When you clench something in your anus do it doesn’t fall out

“Eats Vault Cheese” while rectal clutch continues

by Cheese vault May 24, 2023

Double Clutch

The act of sneaking up on someone and squeezing both of their buttcheeks at the same time.

Keep an eye on Ava at parties. She’s infamous for double clutching.

by TanksR4babies July 8, 2023

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC)

Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC) is a condition that occurs when a fan of LeBron James experiences a complete mental breakdown of logic and reality during basketball discussions, particularly involving his greatness. Symptoms include a complete denial of facts, an emotional overreaction to the slightest criticism, and the uncontrollable urge to defend LeBron at all costs, often by resorting to absurd and illogical arguments.

"Yo, someone get this nigga to a hospital QUICK, I think he got that new syndrome 'Cognitive Clutch Collapse (CCC).'

Dude can’t stop talkin' about LeBron, denying facts and shit... like he’s in a different dimension or somethin'. 😂🏀🧠"

by Guinness718 December 12, 2024