Closet Conservative

1. A person who thrives on a capitalist based income such as sales or rental revenue but prefers to vote for liberal figures or policies which may not align with their financial goals.

2. A person who does not openly admit that they would vote conservatively out of fear that they might be ostracized by their liberal peers.

1. I am an income property investor and I rely on a strong rental revenue stream to maintain my portfolio, however I feel that open borders are an important human right so I vote Liberal. You might call me a "Closet Conservative"

2. My friends are all staunch liberals, some of them are Antifa members so I can't admit to them that I voted Republican or they might disown me... or worse...

by Definitively Accurate September 10, 2019

closer

someone that can close the sale. Sell anything to anybody at anytime.

Jim... damn that's a lot of paper.(tickets) scott. I sell everyone that walks through the door. jim. that's why your the closer fo real yo. scott. I'm just handling my bussiness. biotch

by scott 007 September 16, 2008

one step closer

A COOL song by Linkin Park.
Almost as good as 'breaking the habit'.

Breaking the habit,papercut,points of authority, all good songs by linkin park

by N.I.N. July 6, 2005

come outta the closet

(verb) to make public one's erstwhile hidden sexual preferences, usually used in reference to admitting one's homosexuality.

I'ma come outta da closet!

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

closer

The name used for someone who has a clutch role in any situation, similar to a closer in pro baseball.

Come on Papelbon, we’re counting on you to get the weed for the 4am blunt to smoke before we pass out tonight.

You’re in charge of making dessert for our high feast. Unless you can’t handle the pressure of being the closer…

Call me a closer cuz I always seal the deal in the bedroom!

by Syracuse JOHNSON December 16, 2009

closet time

1.When you makeout with someone in a closet.

2. When you're making out with someone in secret.

1. Dude, I caught Dave and Jen doing some closet time! Sick.

2. You wouldn't believe what I heard, Lisa has been doing some SERIOUS closet time with John!

by mickle July 7, 2005

Closet Tits

a woman who has really nice, large breasts but for some reason always chooses to hide them. She can often be seen wearing loose fitting over-sized clothing. Only on the rarest of occasions can you see her true form. This could be the result of embarassment from pre-mature physical developement.

I didnt realize Jennifer had closet tits until she got drunk and took her loose sweater off, revealing very large breasts.

by evinrude115 June 1, 2009