your brother be your mother

The supreme comeback. The five words, that if used in succession, will force the entire known universe to collapse within 4 microseconds. This is never to be used until it is absolutely needed.

Billy: Ur mom gay
Tom: Ur dad lesbian
Billy: Your sister is a mister
Tom: Your brother be your mother

*Everything instantly collapses and everything stops existing*

by PlebGuy101 March 16, 2018

ur brothers a mother

Even worse than ur sisters a mister. Anyone who says it instantly disappears out of existence

Titus: ur sisters a mister
Jacob: ur brothers a mother
Titus: *disappears out of existence*

by AGoodLookingMushroom March 20, 2018

Reich Brother

Cutting a slit through a German sausage and putting your dick through it and spin it, while getting head

"Bro last night Jessica gave me the best Reich Brother I've ever had"

by Wilblow and Oral RIGHT October 6, 2018

Fake Brother

A boy that you knew for a while and they are overprotective and they care about you and they mean but they can be nice a person you can talk to a person that will help you no matter what even if it’s not what you want to her basically some who care for you in a brother way

My fake brother is so overprotective about boys

by Janaih January 28, 2019

Hooded Brother

An uncircumcised man.

Jon is a hooded brother.

by DirtPerson May 20, 2019

Dylans Brother

this guy is constantly living in his brothers shadow lmao. sad dog puts a hole in his ears to try to hide the hole in his heart. Dylans Brother is literally 3'5'', and because of this, he is used to sucking his brothers dick not only metaphorically, but also physically, as he is constantly standing at penis height. My username is Dylans brother's reality.

billy: my dick feels wet bro
niggolas: bro just quickly geeze. is Dylans Brother sucking your dick?
billy: oh shit bro, i forgot to check! yeah he is what a gimp haha!

by Gagonmycock June 20, 2019

Poon Brothers

When you and someone you know nail the same chick, you than become Poon Brothers.

Remember that skank you banged last week, well I boned her. We’re Poon Brothers now Bro.

by SteelReserve July 28, 2019