Broke Neck Breakfast

The act of buying breakfast for your significant other at a drive-thru then accelerating quickly before they take the first bite causing whip-lash and the spilling of food.

Dude, my babe wanted me to buy her food this morning, so I gave her a broke neck breakfast

Broke Neck Breakfast by newsworker74 May 13, 2016

arsehole to breakfast-time 

A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".

If I don't see an improvement I shall kick you from arsehole to breakfast-time!

arsehole to breakfast-time by Jim Warren January 7, 2006

Gentleman's Breakfast 

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

Gentleman's Breakfast by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

I could see what she had for breakfast 

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

I could see what she had for breakfast by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010

whores breakfast 

A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.

I was so drunk, all I wanted was a whores breakfast.

whores breakfast by Desikage July 8, 2005

leeds breakfast 

Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own

"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"

leeds breakfast by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010

Slut Breakfast 

Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.

When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.

Slut Breakfast by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015