arsehole to breakfast-time

A less polite way of saying 24/7 used by NCO's in the British Army when informing squaddies that their standards weren't quite up to the mark and that they would receive the NCO's undivided attention from now on. Could also mean "everywhere".

If I don't see an improvement I shall kick you from arsehole to breakfast-time!

by Jim Warren January 7, 2006

Gentleman's Breakfast

To wake in the morning and without any notice bury your face and munch the snatch of your wife, girlfriend or date and her snapper is still puffy and wet from the sex romp last night.

Darrell woke at 6:00 in the morning to get ready for work. However, his girlfriend's hot pocket was giving him a morning wink so he dove in and enjoyed a gentleman's breakfast.

by Eaton Holgoode March 3, 2014

I could see what she had for breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can see the womens genitals.

other I Could Almost See What She Had For Breakfast

Referring to when a women is wearing a small skirt, sitting or standing and you can almost see the womens genitals.

(Australian Slang)

A women is sitting at a table in a coffee shop she is wearing a short skirt her legs are open partly and "I could see what she had for breakfast".

by ITSCOTTER October 1, 2010

whores breakfast

A breakfast consisting of Coffee and Cigarettes.

I was so drunk, all I wanted was a whores breakfast.

by Desikage July 8, 2005

leeds breakfast

Breakfast consumed at Leeds Festival which usually consists of a breakfast bar and a beer.... Or more commonly, just beer on its own

"Pass us' a can mate, its time for my leeds breakfast"

by Leedsfesty February 4, 2010

Slut Breakfast

Two powerbars and a bottle a pink champagne.

When you're exhausted after a long night of partying, sometimes you just need a Slut Breakfast to both replenish your energy and take some of the edge off of your horrible decision-making.

by Beatlepopper December 17, 2015

road breakfast

An early morning handie from a perfect stranger at a truck stop.

Every time I'm in Walcott, Iowa I get a craving for a little road breakfast at the Iowa 80 truck stop.

by Nemo Nickels January 8, 2017